Willie the Worrier woke up in bed,
He was quickly filled with horrible dread;
His main goal in life was to get ahead,
Yet he stumbled and fell behind instead;
Never satisfied with his daily bread,
Now this stressaholic is door-nail dead.
Willie the Worrier woke up in bed,
He was quickly filled with horrible dread;
His main goal in life was to get ahead,
Yet he stumbled and fell behind instead;
Never satisfied with his daily bread,
Now this stressaholic is door-nail dead.
You have a playful, loving smile
that was delightfully disarming,
You have pleasant, penetrating eyes
that looked deep into our souls,
As a humble seminarian you silently
evaded the nefarious Nazis,
Years later, your heroic words crushed
the cold-hearted Communists;
Your valiant, victorious voice was
carried on the wondrous wings
Of the cheerful cherubim who raced
round the globe and rained down
On the world your heavenly hope
and wonderful words of wisdom.
You are a saint for our century:
poignant poet, daring dramatist,
Protector of the powerless,
merciful mystic, pro-life pope,
And stalwart spearhead who ignited
the fire of the New Evangelization;
Your hideous opponent the devil,
like a sly, sneaky soccer player,
Tantalizingly tried to kick abortion
through Holy Church’s doors, but
As the goalie of the Chair of St. Peter,
you flicked away temptation,
With your rock-solid shepherd’s staff
gripped in your warrior-like hands.
In Poland, you relentlessly pursued
Christ’s love even though
You had to trudge terribly through
the dreadful, dreary dark night
Of Nazi dictatorship, and you had
to bear the wicked weight of the
Cruel, crafty Communists in your
beloved, historic city of Krakow;
Through your remarkable writings
you lifted us ever so high in the air
In a Heaven-bound spiral, far far above
the murky mist of moral relativism
And into the sublime, sunny splendor
Of Christ’s truth and freedom.
Pummeled by Parkinson’s,
he battles through the basilica,
leaning forward, heavily,
hunched over, crushed
under an invisible
wooden cross, laden
with the world’s woes;
from the ocean of onlookers,
like Veronica with her veil,
a mother mildly lifts up
her little newborn;
the Holy Father’s
old, wrinkled face
winces with pain,
like a warrior’s,
as he most tenderly
blesses the babe
with a gentle kiss;
the spectators exhale
a halo as they breathlessly
and solemnly sigh, “O!”
My sweet Little Flower,
your humble acts of charity
are like tiny grains of sand,
yet when they’re poured out
upon the fruitful fields of Heaven
by the Father’s faithful fingers,
they form a mountain of love
that would gracefully tower
over the mighty Everest;
you stand in great strength,
as the missionary of missionaries,
in the gentle presence of
the Virgin of virgins,
the Mystical Rose
of incomparable beauty,
and your precious seeds of prayer
are cultivated with care by the
ever patient Divine Gardener,
nourished by His living water,
producing a bountiful harvest of
salvation in our suffering world;
above the clouds of worry,
your cheerful sky is always blue --
help me to follow your example
so that my soul too may sing
those heartfelt words of wisdom:
“My vocation is love!”
You collected terribly tall taxes,
And that’s why many called you a beast,
But then you met the loving Lord Jesus,
And quickly your financial career ceased;
Some felt you were a bloodsucker,
With a black-hearted desire to be rich,
But when you followed the mild Messiah,
Immediately you found your niche.
Perhaps like Scrooge you were selfish,
And you knew not how to love,
But then the Savior softened your heart,
And it became like that of a dove;
Maybe you counted clusters of coins,
And had lofty luxurious goals,
But after the Good Master inspired you,
You wrote a gospel to save sinners’ souls.
My soul surrenders to
The Spirit’s tender embrace,
And Love sweetly surges
Through my being with the
Warm wine of holiness;
With indescribable delight
My humbled heart
Bursts with heavenly joy,
Burning with passion for
The Crucified Christ,
Yearning for union with
The Divine Mercy.
When we, your stubborn spiritual children,
Don’t listen to you in holy confession,
You slap the Spirit into our sleepy souls,
As you make prayerful intercession.
When we plan to drop the blitzkrieg bombs
Of mortal sin into our desperate heart,
You bilocate and bravely speak the truth,
And the holy fear of God to us impart.
When the evil one stealthily attacks us,
Aggressively seeking victims to devour,
As a warrior, you heroically hunt him down,
And lasso the beast with Rosary power.
You agreed to marry Patricius the pagan,
Humbly submitting to your parents’ will,
You were very kind and generous to him,
Though he responded by treating you ill;
But about a year before leaving this world,
He finally accepted the Nicene Creed,
Through your example of faith and love,
His stubborn soul was finally freed.
However, you still had much work to do,
For your son Augustine broke your heart,
He was a teacher who was very arrogant,
And he strutted because he was smart;
But you vigorously persisted in prayer,
Fasting with tears over his empty life,
When he met the great Bishop Ambrose,
The Spirit pierced your son like a knife.
It was on Easter that the saintly Ambrose
Joyfully baptised your prodigal son
Who went on to become a Church Father,
And many victories over heretics won;
The end of your life was so very sweet
As Augustine treated you like gold,
You’re the patroness of motherhood,
And of your story many have been told.
She gently rocks me,
back and forth,
in her slender arms,
since I’m a little babe
who can’t find Jesus
alone, without her;
she lovingly caresses
and warms me in the
cold dark night,
and her smiling eyes
twinkle in the Light;
her soft rosy lips
sweetly kiss me
as she leads me
faithfully and joyfully
to her merciful Son,
the Bread of Life.
My Merciful Manager
hands me the ball,
and I take the mound
in the ninth inning
since our team is
ahead by one run.
I go to confession and then
devoutly pray Lectio Divina,
reflecting upon Sacred Scripture
for at least thirty minutes,
and I pitch a supersonic fastball
that crisply crackles in my
All-Star catcher’s glove --
the first hitter strikes out,
with an aggressive
swing and a miss.
Next, I receive Holy Communion,
and I swiftly snap off a
knee-buckling curveball --
the second hitter in the lineup
strikes out, frozen
like a cement gargoyle
as he watches the baseball
bend over the strike zone.
Finally, free from attachment
to every inclination to sin,
I pray an Our Father,
followed by a Hail Mary,
for the Holy Father’s intentions,
and I release a knuckleball
that dives through the air
like the Dove of Divine Mercy --
the third hitter in the lineup
strikes out, waving his bat
helplessly, hopelessly,
missing it by a foot.
Suddenly a bright star
speeds across the dark sky,
streaming red and white
in unimaginable exhilaration,
escaping the pains of Purgatory
and finding the pleasures of Paradise;
then my All-Star catcher,
the sweet Lady of Love,
leaps into my waiting arms,
joyfully embracing me
with the kiss of peace,
to celebrate yet another
heavenly save in the
Kingdom of Divine Mercy.
Dear modest, majestic
mother of Constantine,
You sweetly speak
with stately serenity;
As a holy pilgrim, with
eyes alive and animated,
You search for Christ’s
true cross on Calvary.
Lumbering laborers dig up for
you a dizzying number
Of dirty crosses -- yet
only one is miraculous;
Only one cures the
worn-out woman’s incurable
Disease when she is
wondrously made well.
Then, when you eagerly
embrace its holy wood
In your amiable arms, you
tremble with jubilation;
Strands of your long flowing
hair blow in the breeze across
Your lovely face and then
softly caress the holy cross.
You were a wonderful woman of hospitality,
Anticipating all the guests’ needs,
While your sister sat near the Master,
As the people He spiritually feeds;
But your mind was whirling with worry,
Shackled by a million trifling things,
Meanwhile, the Word spoke of true freedom
That lifted people’s souls with wings;
That day you learned an important lesson:
First things always come first,
If we drink of the Lord’s living water,
Then for the world we will never thirst.
Your exquisite bright blue eyes
are soft and serene,
Beholding the remarkable
richness of God’s creation;
Your honey hair cascades
over your shoulders like a
Wonderful waterfall of God’s
ineffable, indelible love;
Yet you choose to be a
princess of holy poverty,
And your only wish is to
sweetly serve in simplicity;
You are a faithful friend to
the good Saint Francis,
As you both sacrificially surrender
to Jesus the Just;
You are a merciful mother
to the nuns of San Damiano,
As you guide them in purity
and prudence and peace;
You are a beauteous bride
to Christ the Courageous,
And your soul is bedecked with
the precious pearls of virtue;
As you fervently follow in the
footsteps of Our Loving Lord,
May we too live on in
the laudable light of Christ.
As the wind blows,
Your wise brown eyes
Are covered by wisps
Of your brown hair;
You watch your
Little Maria,
Your saintly cherub,
Skipping away
With a smile;
Your finely furrowed brow
Is knitted in a knot,
As you are pensively
Waiting, wondering:
What does the Mighty One
Have in mind for my
Darling dark-haired daughter?
May the Messiah be on the move?
As a soldier you were really quite inept,
And as a student you weren’t much,
Although the seminary gave you a chance,
It seemed holy orders you’d never touch;
But when the good God takes charge,
There’s nothing that He cannot do,
So through the intercession of Philomena,
Grace most bountifully fell on you.
Sent to a corrupt village named Ars,
You woke it up with fiery preaching,
People were flabbergasted by your words
And threatened by your priestly teaching;
Yet in the little box of the confessional,
You won a victory over selfish hearts,
Though the devil anxiously pursued you,
God extinguished all his flaming darts.
So many made pilgrimages to see you,
And confession lines were terribly long,
But through God’s grace you read their souls,
Bringing hope to many in the throng;
Thus the devil grew angrier and angrier,
That’s why the beast ranted and raved,
Still you won over many many souls,
In God’s mercy they were finally saved.
Your attractive dark hair,
very long and wavy,
flowed aimlessly and
hopelessly over your
darkened eyes --
you were worn out
by the world’s dirty coins
and dirtier men.
But when you met
Him, the brightest light
of the purest love
streamed into your eyes,
driving the deadly demons
into a fearful frenzy and --
suddenly -- you found yourself
finally free.
Then, on the third day,
you giggled like a little girl
as you jubilantly ran
from the tomb
to the upper room
of your heart,
with a smile sparkling
and a soul soaring.
Under the cross, the Christ is crushed,
And He staggers to the ground,
His loveblood pours from thorny wounds,
Yet He utters not a single sound;
The stony Roman soldiers encircle Him,
Watching for a menacing threat,
But with holy compassion for the Master,
You just want to wipe away His sweat.
Like an invisible angel you pass them by,
Focused on serving your Lord,
You approach to clean His bloody head,
A head that has been badly gored;
For the very slightest moment of time,
The weary Jesus has time to relax,
Then He presses His face into your cloth,
Like a signet ring pressed to warm wax.
The savage soldiers abruptly grab you,
Rudely and cruelly pushing you away,
But something catches your attention,
A hopeful sign on this sorrowful day;
Your eyes twinkle with sincere wonder,
And diminished are all your fears,
For there on your simple white cloth,
The bloody visage of Jesus appears.
When I scourge you with my sins
But then ask you for forgiveness,
Your most treasured blood
Trickles like tears into my heart;
When my thorny sins crown you,
But then I tell you that I’m sorry,
Drops of your royal red blood
Sink soothingly into my spirit;
Then, when I sincerely surrender
My whole heart and soul to you,
My lance of love pierces you,
And your beautiful blood spills
In terrific torrents from your
Chalice of Divine Mercy,
And my thirsty soul drinks in the
Sweet new wine of the Spirit.
When I wave the white flag
in the serene surrender of prayer,
I allow the water of my soul
to be poured freely into
His chalice of gold;
there I am baptized by Love
and born again,
transformed by the Transfigured,
changed forever by the sweet
new wine of the Spirit.
A DIVINE MERCY PRAYER
Dearest Mary, Queen of All Hearts,
Star of Love in the dark night,
Have mercy on us,
And on the whole world:
Pray for us!
Precious Jesus, King of the Universe,
Lord of Love and Lord of Light,
Have mercy on us,
And on the whole world:
I trust in You!