THE OPERA SINGER by Joe Castorino

 

"Pride goeth before a fall"

 

As the titanic tenor sings a tune,

Pride inflates him like a hot air balloon;

With an arrogant wrinkle of his brow,

He revels in a long slow snooty bow;

The crowd erupts in explosive applause,

And he smiles a plastic smile with his jaws;

But then something unexpected takes place,

A vine-ripened tomato hits his face;

The singer gives the guy a dirty glance,

But then abruptly trips and rips his pants.

 

A KNIGHT OF CHRIST by Joe Castorino

Dedicated to Fr. Peter Rossa (1964-2017)

 

Ladies and gentlemen, our pastor is gone,

  A caring priest with a heart of gold,

One who surrendered all that he had,

  To share with us the Bread of Life;

His excited eyes twinkled with delight

  Through his little round spectacles,

And he smiled broadly and cheerfully

  As he spoke about the good God.

 

Beyond doubt, he was a fearless shepherd,

  Always unafraid to speak the truth,

A courageous defender of the unborn,

  He stood up for the dignity of all;

Through his brave example, he showed

  Us how to be soldiers of Christ,

He taught us how to stand firm in faith,

  Like the tower of the church he built.

 

In the footsteps of John Paul the Great,

  He will heroically help us from Heaven,

With the strength of a valiant warrior,

  He will pray for his cherished flock;

He will be united to the Victorious Virgin,

  And also to the Merciful Messiah,

Our beloved pastor will steer us from darkness,

  Leading us toward the Limitless Light of Love.

 

THE MAGIC RIVER by Joe Castorino

A Prequel to “The Lady of Stellamare”

Act I

When Thaliela was six

Years old and her sister

Rosinella was five,

Petrio, the sage old prophet,

Paid an unexpected visit

To their happy family;

As they were all sitting

Around a fire on the hearth,

He told the young girls

What would happen when

They came of age.

If they chose well,

He said they were both

Destined to marry well,

To fine handsome young men,

And he explained the

Beautiful life that awaited them

When they finally came of age

At the ripe age of sixteen.

Rosinella clung tightly to

Every single word

That Petrio uttered,

While Thaliela was lost

In daydreaming and

Didn’t pay much attention.

When Petrio was almost finished,

He firmly cautioned each of them

Not to get distracted because

The river can be very deceptive;

He advised them to keep

Their attention and remain

Completely focused on

Safely reaching the promised one

That awaited each of them,

Always steering upstream

And not downstream,

But the impatient Thaliela

Didn’t hear a word he said.

 

Act II

There, in the distance,

Atop that mystical mountain,

Is a grandiose garden

That is ringed by a crown of

The most radiant roses;

From it gushes forth

A crystalline river

That sparkles in the sun

Like dazzling diamonds.

One day a dark-haired

Beauty who had

Glistening green eyes

Had come of age,

So she entered a little

Black boat and

Began to row.

It was Thaliela

And she looked forward

To finally meeting

Her future beloved

At the garden’s

Golden gate;

Indeed, far far above her,

Far beyond her view,

A fair-haired youth was standing

Amidst the glorious roses.

Thaliela started rowing

Uphill towards the garden —

That was the one thing

She did remember from Petrio —

But the water was so smooth

And so wonderfully silky

That she closed her eyes

And gradually fell asleep;

When she awakened,

Her boat had drifted

Far far downstream

From where she had started.

She noticed that the water

Had changed color and

Was now a pretty pink,

And she saw that

In the distance it

Was the fantastical and

Imaginative color of fuchsia.

Thaliela was captivated

By its vibrant color --

then fragrant fruit trees

Caught her attention,

And for quite some time

She became mesmerized by

The lush forest of fine fruit trees

That came right to the banks

Of the magical river;

The trees were loaded with fresh,

Sweet-scented tropical flowers

That bloomed forth like a

Veritable rainbow of color;

She closed her green eyes,

Smiled, and soaked in

These romantic delights with

A heart filled with wonder.

 

Act III

But she didn’t notice that

The river became steeper,

And the water was now

Traveling at a greater velocity;

Suddenly, Thaliela’s boat was jerked by

A powerful current that quickly

Snapped her out of her reverie;

Thaliela now found herself

Tumbling through blood-red rapids

That were alarmingly getting

Warmer and warmer;

A few minutes later, the water

Was starting to boil and

The boat started to burn;

As she looked for an escape

To the shore, she saw to her dismay

That everything had

Dramatically changed;

Tall twisted trees,

Blackened and charred

By the intensifying heat,

Hung their weakened

Arms over the fiery-red

River, as if imploring Thaliela

To paddle back upstream;

But it was too late,

Soon her little boat became

Frightfully disfigured,

Melting like molten wax

In the lava-like flood;

The wicked waters raged into

The rapidly-darkening gloom,

While storm clouds savagely

Circled the mountain

And lightning,

Falling like jagged spears,

Lit up the malevolent sky.

Then Thaliela, with her bloodshot

Green eyes feeling like

They were going to explosively

Burst like globular bubbles,

Screamed in terror as she

Plunged over the edge of the

Cliff and tumbled into the

Open jaws of the abyss,

But her chilling shriek was

Silenced as she gradually disappeared

Into the fiery lake below.

 

Act IV

It was precisely one year

After the mysterious

Disappearance of Thaliela,

And so, now it was

Rosinella’s turn to enter

The river since she had

Come of age and was

Sixteen years old.

Although she had no

Idea of what had become

Of her sister Thaliela,

She remembered clearly

The words of Petrio;

So she entered a white boat

On the river with a degree of

Fear and trepidation,

Wondering what would

Happen to her next;

She immediately noticed

That she was beginning

To drift slowly downstream,

So she took up the paddle

And began to row,

Steering the little boat

In the opposite direction;

She did so patiently,

With her beautiful arms

Pulling long, slow, elegant

Strokes through the water;

And so Rosinella rowed

For hour after laborious hour,

And although she was tired,

For some inexplicable reason

She actually felt that

She was getting stronger;

Rosinella was so focused

On Petrio’s prophecy

That she didn’t notice

That the terrain had

Totally transformed;

The shining sun was soaked up

By the sugar-white beaches that

Now lined both sides of the river;

A balmy breeze caressed the

Surface of the water,

And even the water had changed

Into a cloudy pearl color,

Seeming to breathe in

The sunlight and absorb it;

Rosinella noticed none of

These things but continued

Pressing on towards her goal

Like a determined athlete.

When the sun set and night fell,

She finally paused to rest;

Reclining in the boat, she

Looked up into the starry sky;

Clusters of stars brightened and

Conquered the black of night,

Then, one by one,

Several moons of various

Colors and sizes rose

Above the horizon --

But the most beautiful

Of them was surrounded by

An exquisitely gold ring.

Rosinella allowed all of this

To soak deeply into

The depths of her soul,

And the next morning,

She awakened from

Her restful slumber

With renewed strength,

So she untethered the rope

That had prevented her from

Floating downstream,

And continued on her journey.

After a short while,

Her surroundings were

Transforming yet again --

She observed it all

With wonder and delight.

 

Act V

The sandy beach was

Gradually tapering off,

And it was replaced by

Rich, verdant lawns

Along the banks of the river;

Then she saw the summit

Of the mountain and

Noticed that it was crowned

By a resplendent garden.

This garden was ringed

By a crown of rose bushes,

And flowing from the center

Of the garden was a stunning

Waterfall that was translucent,

And its color was aquamarine pearl;

Behind the waterfall there was a

Wall of gold that was trimmed

With silver, and decorated with

Colorful gemstones of every hue,

sparkling brilliantly through

The crystalline waters of the

breathtaking waterfall.

So Rosinella paddled gently

Until she reached a small

Pier at the base, and there

She stepped out of her boat;

When she did so, she suddenly

Became aware that she now

Wore a gown that was

Dazzlingly white, and

It was embroidered with

The very same gems that

She saw behind the waterfall.

Rosinella began to ascend a

Spiral staircase of gold that

Was trimmed with silver,

And the handrails were adorned

With fine little diamonds that

Sparkled happily in the sun;

She heard a soothing greeting

And eagerly looked up.

She saw a handsome,

Dark-haired young man

By the name of Paolesco,

Who was also dressed in white,

And she greeted him with

A sweet smile and twinkling eyes.

Rosinella slowly walked

Up the staircase to the

Glorious garden above,

And it all seemed like

A lovely dream to her;

When she stood before him

Face to face,

He knelt down and

Slipped the finest of rings

On her innocent finger;

Then it was her turn to

Kneel before him, and

He gently placed a stunning

Diadem upon her head;

With that, the wind danced

Between the two of them,

Rushing through the garden

With great jubilation.

It was worth the wait for Rosinella --

Her happiness knew no bounds

As she prepared to fulfill her

Destiny in a grand new life.

 

FAIR AND FOUL by Joe Castorino

 

Sometimes modern-day judges,

get creative and dabble in

Macbethian law:

“Fair shall be foul,

and foul shall be fair”;

but do baseball umpires

intentionally

call a fair ball foul,

or a foul ball fair?

 

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF THE ENVIRONMENT by Joe Castorino

 

Francis, the Poverello of Assisi, really cared for Mother Earth,

The clear starry skies and sparkling waters filled with mirth,

Happy, healthy buds burst forth brightly in glorious new birth.

 

NowWeWatchWithDeepDreadForOurWoundedWorldBleeds,

SheSilentlyReachesOutToUsAndEverSoDesperatelyPleads,

WhatCanWeDoInOrderToCleanseHerAndFillAllHerNeeds?

 

A WOMAN IN WHITE by Joe Castorino

 

Merri strolls along, her joyful dark eyes

  Sparkling in the scintillating sunlight;

Her soft smile is surrounded by the rolling

  Waves of her bouncing brown hair.

 

Her e-mail inbox is heavy with complaints

  From the company’s customers;

Yet her lighthearted fingers cruise crisply

  Across her keyboard, with no worries.

 

Merri’s life is full of love because she

  Stands on the rock of the eternal present;

No guilt of yesterday’s youth, no terror

  Of tomorrow, but not carpe diem either.

 

The source of her inner strength is

  Mystical, and her heart dances in freedom;

Her whole being is dressed in white,

  Scattering the dark night of unknowing.

 

Freedom by Joe Castorino

 

When liberty

is divorced from responsibility,

it dreadfully descends

in a dizzying death spiral of

selfishness.

But when liberty

is married to responsibility,

it courageously spirals upward

in a heroic flight of

freedom.

 

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF FOOD by Joe Castorino

 

In ages past, people grew their own crops,

The fresh livestock made for the tastiest chops,

Natural food, delicious and pure, was always the tops.

 

ButNowFoodHasTransFatAndAspartameAndGMOs,

IfServedInUnderTenNanosecondsThenAnythingGoes,

WithGobsOfChemicalsMaybeInTheDarkItGlowsAnd

 

MATURITY by Joe Castorino

 

Maturity is less

about having the

freedom to do

what we want,

and more about

taking responsibility

for doing what

we need to do;

growing up is less

about age,

and more about

learning from

everyone's mistakes -- 

especially our own.

 

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF DESIRE by Joe Castorino

 

We start with small

roller coasters in our small

lives, seeking a little excitement;

but-it’s-not-enough-and-so-we-

want-to-go-even-faster-and-so-we

search-and-hunt-for-even-more-thrills;

ButIt’sNeverEnoughAndFasterAndFaster

WeGoUntilFinallyWeDerailFromThe

TracksOfTruthAndMoralityAnd

 

POISON by Joe Castorino

 

Melancholy is a

potent poison

that sours

the sweetness of

devotion.

 

But if we stir in

the sludge of

impatience and anger,

it produces an even more

toxic potion.

 

Life languishes

in somber sadness

when we wallow

in egotistical

emotion.

 

DESCRIPTION OF TRUE DEVOTION by Joe Castorino

 

Sinners,

like ostentatious peacocks,

run wild

and never get off the ground.

 

Lukewarm worldlings,

like hunted hens,

fly awkwardly,

if chased by a hungry hound.

 

Carpe diem:

they just want to have fun,

wantonly

playing around.

 

But devout souls,

like effortless eagles,

soar aloft into the

beautiful blue sky.

 

Their genuine love is

frequent and prompt,

and their faith

is the reason why.

 

With their lives focused

on cheerful charity,

speeding towards

Heaven they fly.

 

SILKEN CORDS by Joe Castorino

 

Blowing in the Spirit’s breeze,

Millions upon millions of

Beautiful blessings

Dangle from Heaven’s

Clustered clouds on

Silken cords.

 

A little freckle-faced boy

Raises his innocent prayer to God,

Hoping one day to become a pro

Baseball player.

 

With great agility,

His guardian angel

Does a somersault in the air

And, like an all-star,

Catches the boy’s

Wild pitch.

 

He faithfully flies up to Heaven

And finds a large, palatial cloud

That is lined with the most

Glimmering gold, and under it

Is a pro baseball contract

Hanging limp on its

Silken cord.

 

He gets ready to cut it,

But kneeling on a cloud nearby,

Our Lady ever so sweetly smiles

As she shakes her head at him,

Slowly, knowingly.

 

Then she playfully runs

Toward another cloud,

A little cloud,

Pointing at a poet’s pen

Filled with the creative ink of

Imagery and alliteration,

And it is dancing in the wind on its

Silken cord.

 

Brimming with joy,

She eagerly looks back

Towards the throne and sees

A twinkle in the eyes of our

Heavenly Father as He happily

Nods yes.

 

So the guardian angel delicately

Snips that silken cord,

Like a cluster of grapes from

The Vine.

 

THE EXCELLENCE OF DEVOTION by Joe Castorino

 

The pleasure-seeking world

is puzzled by Christians,

because we pursue

devotion.

 

But choosing to live in sacrificial

love doesn’t mean we’re

poisoned by a hobbit’s

potion.

 

So if we’d really like to live

like the holiest of saints,

tell me, what’s all the

commotion?

 

At first, the fruit of sacrificial love

tastes very much like

bitter, bloody

juice.

 

But it gradually matures over time,

like the sweet fruit of the vine,

and is not at all a form of

abuse.

 

Best of all, holy devotion is like a

sharp spiritual sword that cuts

temptation’s threatening

noose.

 

OUR LORD'S LEADOFF HITTER by Joe Castorino

 

I quietly and invisibly

live my faith,

and accept life’s

incessant curveballs;

I am obedient to my

Manager’s wish for

bunt singles

instead of home runs.

 

The people of the world

are sitting in the box seats,

busied with food

and entertainment;

living in another world,

they have no idea

what I’m doing

in the batter’s box.

 

But Our Lord, Our Lady,

and the heavenly court

happily cheer me on

from the upper deck;

I live my life behind

the cross,

living in the dark night

of the unseen.

TO ST. Mary Magdalene by Joe Castorino

 

Your attractive dark hair,

very long and wavy,

flowed aimlessly and

hopelessly over your

darkened eyes --

you were worn out

by the world’s dirty coins

and dirtier men.

 

But when you met

Him, the brightest light

of the purest love

streamed into your eyes,

driving the deadly demons

into a fearful frenzy and --

suddenly -- you found yourself

finally free.

 

Then, on the third day,

you giggled like a little girl

as you jubilantly ran

from the tomb

to the upper room

of your heart,

with a smile sparkling

and a soul soaring.

 

TO ST. JOACHIM by Joe Castorino

 

It is said that one day

You had a great vision,

Did you accept it?

Or reject it in derision?

 

The vision came true

When little Mary was born,

So for you and Anne

Was it a glorious morn?

 

You praised the Lord

That His will was done,

But when did you know

She was a chosen one?

 

Even little John was not

Fit to untie His sandal,

Was a virgin birth too much

For you to handle?

 

TO ST. ANNE by Joe Castorino

 

As the wind blows,

Your wise brown eyes

Are covered by wisps

Of your brown hair;

You watch your

Little Maria,

Your saintly cherub,

Skipping away

With a smile;

Your finely furrowed brow

Is knitted in a knot,

As you are pensively

Waiting, wondering:

What does the Mighty One

Have in mind for my

Darling dark-haired daughter?

May the Messiah be on the move?

 

TO ST. SIMON THE APOSTLE by Joe Castorino

 

You were a zealot against the Romans,

  Whom you terribly wanted to crush,

Perhaps you dreamt of spearing their skulls,

  And watching their bright blood gush;

But Jesus of Nazareth was meek and mild,

  And he turned the other cheek,

When He healed the Roman’s servant,

  Did you think the Messiah was weak?

 

But Jesus spoke to rich and poor

  With an amazing proclamatory power,

And before no man -- Jew or Roman --

  Did He ever stoop or cower;

His multitudinous miracles filled your

  Heart with amazement and with awe,

Almost imperceptibly you came to realize

  That He was the fulfillment of the law.

 

Some say that you were cruelly crucified,

  Just like Our Most Blessed Lord,

Others say you were sawed in two,

  With your body savagely and brutally gored;

Either way, the acid anger of hate corroded

  The malicious murderers’ brains,

While in your holy heart God’s Spirit

  Everlastingly and eternally reigns.

 

TO ST. BARTHOLOMEW THE APOSTLE by Joe Castorino

 

With smug sarcasm you doubted Philip:

  The Christ from Nazareth could not come;

To you it sounded like your friend’s

  Naivete was in reality pretty dumb.

 

But this Jesus said, smiling softly,

  That he had seen you under the fig tree;

Your spiritual eyes suddenly opened, and

  The true Messiah did you finally see.

 

You saw Lazarus lazily lurch forward,

  As he stepped out of his rocky grave;

This was one of many amazing miracles

  That in the end your soul did save.

 

Decades later, you screeched and screamed in pain

  As your sordid killers skinned you alive;

But now your bright eyes see Heavenly glory

   Where for eternity you very happily thrive.