Ignoramus Maximus is his name,
And playing the stock market is his game;
With a dark ghoulish smile and fiendish eye,
Greed burns inside him and will never die;
He listens to the experts on TV,
Thinking these people the future can see;
As the stock market climbs to all new highs,
He trades hundreds of stocks of every size;
Thinking of nothing but buying and selling,
His addictive life is very telling;
To the god of riches does he succumb,
So that his sick brain becomes very numb;
But seeing his statement, he starts to choke,
He finally learns he’s totally broke.