In centuries past, courtships took more time,
Holding hands was special and a little kiss sublime,
The merging of two hearts: as one they would rhyme.
ButNowIt’sHookUpsWithStrangersAndLotsOfAbuse,
APrettierGirlWalksByAndThenIt’sTimeToVamoose,
It’sMeaninglessSexSexSexTillThey’reDeadInANooseAnd