THE LITTERBUG / by Joseph Castorino

 

Stupidus Idiotus is his name,

Or call him Litterbug -- it’s just the same;

He wipes the mess off his ketchup-stained shirt,

And drops his wrapper right into the dirt;

A stroll to the trash can is just too far,

So he tosses the bottle from his car;

But here is a fact pondered by the wise,

That Litterbug wears a sneaky disguise;

In truth, he’s very hard for us to see,

He actually looks just like you and me.